Peebo..

Remember Peebo? kung isang 80's na bata ka... I know kilala mo ito... pero para mas marecall mo siya dito... remember this: Red 1, Green 2, Blue 3, Yellow 4, Pink 5

Ano naremember mo na ba ang Bioman? hehehe.. at yung kanilang OPERATOR ay ang kulay gold na maraming glitters na robot... and his name is Peebo... tapos sasabihin nya: Launch the Biodragon.. :)

Anyways, ang kwentong ito ay tungkol sa pumalit sa akin sa NCS, and I named him as PEEBO... kasi para siyang robot.. :) at sobrang unique nya kasi dami-dami nyang bloopers... hehehe.. He's from Indonesia.. actually noong una di ako maniwala... pero ako mismo naka-experience din... hehehe... =)

teka kilala pa ba ninyo ang mga code names namin sa mga taga NCS at Ctbnk?

Ninja- panginoon namin sa NCS
Yahoo - panginoon namin sa ctbank
CW - isang matabang babae na niloloko namin kay Stanley before.. :)
Dwnx - si Kuya tatang ito.. :)

O heto ang mga samples.... sayang di ko cya inabot sa NCS... for sure laging masaya ang araw ko araw-araw... =) at mas marami tyong pang-blog pag nagkataon.. (^_^)

Enjoy po... by the way, d ako nanlalait dito.. I just want to share yung mga kakatuwang mga bagay para naman tumawa kayo noh!!!


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Sample noong tumwag ako sa NCS:

Peebo: DDE Support, what is your problem?
Renie: Can I talk to Edwin.
Peebo: Ok, wet a minit.

'Neng, halos tumambling ako sa saya... hahaha... :)

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The following day... Kuya Dwnx asked him to followup something with the user:

Peebo: The user is not picking up the phone.
Dwnx: Then? (sabay inom ng kape)
Peebo: Ok, I'll wet.

At this point, muntik lumabas ang kape sa ilong ko... hahahaha....

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Eto pa... classic...

...past 12 mn.

Peebo : How do I go home? No more bus.
Anaps1: Take a cab.
Peebo : {Puzzled}

Pagkatapos ng ilang minuto...

Peebo : you mean take a cap? (sabay aksyon ng pagtanggal ng sombrero)

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Sagot n'ya sa isang email sa isang babae sa Thailand trying to be polite:

Peebo : "Hi MRS. ORAYA..."
Anap2: ...and what makes you think she's married?
Dwnx: : ...and what makes you think she's a woman.... (hahahaha)

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May ni-reresolve syang issue...

Ninja: Puntahan mo si CW at tanungin mo. (CW - ex ni STAN)
Peebo: OK
Ninja: Alam mo ba kung saan sya naka-upo?
Peebo: YES
Ninja: Kilala mo ba sya?
Peebo: YES, The FAT Lady.
Dwnx: : Lagot... isusumbong kita.... (hahahaha)

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.... late Friday night past 11:00pm.


Ninja: Since we are on the same way, you can follow me. Can I drop you?
Peebo: (Gulat sya.) NO! NO! NO! NO!

Bigla kaming nag-tawanan lahat sa project room.

Me: You must know how to roll. :)

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Nakakaawa na nga minsan eh... Palaging nasisigawan ni Ninja...

Ninja: Bakit ganun ginawa mo?!! Dapat di ganun?!!
Peebo: Ok.
Ninja: Sasusunod ayusin mo ha?!! O kung di ka sigurado magtanong ka.
Peebo: Ok.
Ninja: O baka naman gusto mo ako na lang ang gagawa.
Peebo: Ok.
Ninja: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.


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Oh eto pa isa...

Anap1 : Hey, Peebo, don't just simply reply the mail specially if CB people are in the loop. Need to be very careful, else THEY WILL JUMP ON US.

Peebo : Huh? Jam, what jam?
Anap1 : Jump as in Jump (with the action of Hulk Hogan flying from the top of the ring with elbow first).
Peebo : Ooooh.

Then a few minutes of silence... Then suddenly!!!

Peebo : Ohhh, I see. Jam, meaning Lip.

My guess is... nag-google o di kaya naghanap ng online dictionary... hahahaha.


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Eto pa isang classic...

Anap2: Ilagay mo sa Excel ang hiningi ng user na data, zipped mo, encypt mo, at padala mo sa user... padala mo ang password sa hiwalay na mail and DON'T REPLY ALL.

Peebo : ok.

After much deliberation. Pinadala nya ang email. Sa hiwalay na mail, pinadala rin nya ang password.

After less than a minute....

Yahoo: WHY DID YOU SEND TO ALL THE PASSWORD!!!!

Nung tiningnan namin yun password mail... na send to ALL without the user.... hahahaha.


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Eto, fresh from the oven... mainit na minit pa... hahaha.

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Hi Team,


Due to haven’t got any reply by email since 2 days ago, I have contacted the number that she is provided in the VT, but a pity she is on leave today.

So I will follow up again tomorrow, So we still can’t close the VT.

Thanks,

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